Wednesday, February 6, 2013

The Superbowl Edition

GO TEAM GO!!!

I don't know exactly how many people watch the Superbowl each year, but I do know that it's a lot. From the adrenaline and testosterone amped crowds gathered around the big screen, to the people that are only watching because there's not really anything else on television, to the people that pay top dollar to be on the sideline come game day. In America, this game is a BIG DEAL. So big, that a reported 98.9 Million dollars was placed in bets for this game, in Nevada alone. (And then, we Americans wanna act like we don't know why the country is going broke -_- ) 


 

I didn't watch the game. I honestly had no interest. My team of choice was knocked out of the running early after we lost two of our top players, then my secondary choice went out as well, and I just ceased to care. I caught glimpses here and there as my mother flipped between channels to keep up with the score, and I tuned in long enough to watch the half time show. As I watched the half time show, I was sadly disappointed, and returned to the solace of my room. 
In the end, The Ravens beat the 49er's in an almost too close for comfort victory of 
34-31.


 


 

Congrats, Ravens.


Naturally, I've decided to dedicate today's articles to all things Superbowl...


In Beauty:




In Fashion:




In Music:

Baltimore Ravens Inspired Makeup Tutorial

Still getting the hang of this tutorial stuff, but here is my first attempt. I dont specify colors, because as I've learned from using other people tut's for my looks, you may not always have those EXACT colors/brands. I prefer to keep it open to tweaking per individual. That being said, here we go...

 
A clean face is vital. I also suggest using a primer product. It helps your makeup stick to your skin better and smooths your skin giving you a great, workable surface.

 
Again, Im not specifying brands and specific colors. Be creative. Add your own twist and flare. Think of this as more of a guideline than a set in stone kinda thing. 

 
I also dont get hung up on brush sizes, types, etc. Use what you have. This is a simple look so it doesnt particularly matter as long as you cover the area and blend well. 



 
Just in case there's any confusion, I used the shade that the tip of the brush is laying in :) 

 
Apply the purple shade about 2/3 of the way to your brow bone, try to keep the color evenly distributed over your lid, it makes blending easier in the next step


I always prefer matte colors for blending. IMO it gives a cleaner, more balanced blend...


Using the matte purple,lightly trace the top edge of the darker purple, then blend in an "Up and Out" motion. When you finish the colors should be combined seamlessly across your lid. I also applied a black eye liner along my upper lid during this step.


 
The highlight across your brow is going to bring definition and depth to your look, and its simple to achieve!
Just lightly apply the pink right below the arch of your eyebrow! Remember to blend it out toward the outer corner of your eye.

 
Line your bottom lid along the water line with black eyeliner, then accent it with the gold pigment that we began with using a small, thin brush for accuracy. This is the only time I highly suggest a special brush.

 
Last, but certainly not least, apply two coats of mascara in your preferred lengthening formula, allowing mascara to dry slightly between coats.

 
Whenever I opt for bold colors on my eyes, I always find it wise to go with a neutral lip shade. Otherwise, you may end up looking a bit TOO made up and perhaps a bit clownish. Again, just my opinion. It depends on each individual however. 

And there you have it! My very first, full length tutorial! I hope you've enjoyed it. I'd love to see pics, and read comments from anyone who gives it a go! :) 
Thanks for reading!

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Game Day Essentials

Let's face it, even though there are plenty of female football fans, game day is branded to the male demographic. You could make a national holiday of Super Bowl Sunday, name it "St. Dude's Day" and the world would be perfectly understanding and accepting.

But that doesnt mean that we ladies have to take the back burner. The following essentials are sure to have you looking your best come the big day.

GAME DAY CHECKLIST:

-COMFORTABLE JEANS

 
This is probably the most crucial element in our game day formula.
Super Bowl Sunday is a day of "man food", beer, and jumping up and down from your seat to root for your preferred team. Taking this into consideration:
Think Like A Man! 
Have you ever seen a man show up to watch the game in his church slacks, business attire, or other stifling attire (unless he had absolutely NO other choice)? 
NO!
Men are creatures of comfort and we could take a few tips from them.
A good pair of jeans will carry you a long way on this great day. 
Make sure they fit, not too tight, not too loose.
You want a "baby bear" fit. Just right. 
I prefer bootcut, and tend to look for jeans that make my booty look fantastic, but its all up to your own personal style and comfort. Chances are, the perfect pair is already hanging in your closet, but if not, you can pick up a great pair for under $30. 
(I'm a trendy lil cheapskate. I love a bargain and most jeans, Ive found, are created equally regardless of price.) 

-TEAM JERSEY

 
Gotta show your alliance on game day, and what better way to do so than with your favorite team's jersey? 
These can range in price from ok to OMG! That costs WHAT????
It all depends on what you want to dish out. 

Not a fan of your teams traditional colors??
Most jerseys are available in a variety of colors and styles, yet still bear your teams logos, numbers, and names. Im a fan of this one from nflravenssuperbowlgear.com


 
Oh, how I love PINK! ^_^

-ACCESSORIES

Your accessories are an extension of your personal style. The little touches that bring your look together. No matter how you choose to accessorize, do so wisely. 
You dont want to overdo it, but you do want a well put together look. 
Some of our top picks: 


 
SF Hearts Collection from


 
Stackable rings (assorted teams available) from 




 
Post earrings from


 
Necklace from

Some other great accessories worth mentioning: 


 
Purses

 

And 

 

Cellphone Cases 

 

Keep in mind, you can find all the above items for ANY team that you're a fan of, and in most cases they are available in a variety of designs and colors.

As for shoes, you know that old, worn in but not quite worn out pair of sneakers that you keep in the back of your closet? 
That's ALL you need. None of the guys are going to show up in heels, and you shouldnt either. :) 

Beyonce' Vs Destiny's Child : The Half-Time Showdown

The half-time show at the Superbowl game is usually an even bigger event than the game itself. Every year, a top-name celebrity is chosen to perform for the masses while the players take a break to recoup and ready for the second half of the game.

This year's performance was granted to R&B's super-icon, Beyonce'.


After being exposed lip syncing for the Pres, Beyonce' had a lot to prove during this performance, even though she had held a press conference to "prove" she could indeed sing the National Anthem.

*Sidenote: If you haven't watched her footage from the press conference, I encourage you to do so. IMO, she was better off lip syncing.

Being that this was the only part of the entire game that I took time to watch, I was, as previously stated, sadly disappointed. 

Beyonce' came out for her performance looking a hot mess. I'd liken her entire wardrobe and aura to that found in any strip club in any town, USA. 
The first thing I noticed was the crazed look in her eyes and the glaze that seemed to set over her pupils. 

 

Im not SAYING the broads on drugs. All I'm saying is I've been around a lot of people on drugs, that had  very similar glossing to their eyes. 

The next thing I noticed, is that for all the hype about how she would be performing "LIVE" after the inaugural debacle, she only actually sang 3 or 4 lines from each song, then delivered the rest in a series of "oohs", "aahs", "yeahs" and other such ad libs. 
It was a far cry from the performance we had been hyped up for. 

Now, before anyone out there in net land wants to dub me a "hater", let's get one thing straight...
I don't care enough to "hate". My only goal is to deliver commentary as I see it, in a blunt, straight forward way. 

Moving along...
I never blog on such things without doing research. In looking over reviews for this performance, I also noticed that save for mass media interviews and reviews that are really designed just to make celebs look good, all the comments, articles, reviews, etc that I read, said the same thing. That this performance was sorely lacking on Beyonce's part. 
The choreography was likened to glorified strip teasing, far from family friendly, and filled with way too much "pussy popping" from Bey.(Think "inappropriate" in the same way as Janet Jackson flopping her tit out for Timberlake to fondle during her own performance in 2004)  Her bodysuit has repeatedly been described as "the same ole". And many seem to believe that the massive lights show that resulted in a power failure over half of Louisiana was just compensation for an all around shoddy performance.

**Sidenote #2 
Remember the last installment, we featured Waka Flocka standing up for animal rights? 
Here's a juicy little tidbit that would have Mr. Bricksquad all in a tizzy.
The bodysuit that Beyonce' donned for this performance was made of several different animals,
including iguana and python. Again, Im not an animal rights activist type gal, but IMO, those poor lil reptiles have died in vain, and PETA is currently chewing Beyonce' a new one in the public media.


 
Was Beyonce's attire a direct rip off of the great Tina Turner???? 

But enough about Beyonce's solo part of the performance. 
Let's get to the real reason we're here.

Beyonce' VS Destiny's Child:
 
The Half-Time Showdown

 For as long as music fans can remember, there has always been a certain degree of inequality and borderline unhealthy competition between the gals of Destiny's Child. 
This female super group, which originally consisted of four ladies, a fact which most tend to overlook,
has seemed, from jump, to have been created with the sole purpose of boosting Beyonce' into stardom.
With her father as manager of the group, and her mother designing the costumes for the girls, Beyonce' always seemed to get a bigger piece of the cookie than her band mates. 

Here, let's take a look at what history tells us:

In 1990 the group was formed under the name "Girls Tyme" with members
Bey, Kelly Rowland, Letoya Luckett, and LaTavia Robreson.
Due to internal conflict and legal turmoil, Luckett and Roberson left the group and were quickly replaced by Michelle Williams and Farrah Franklin.
These facts seem to have been lost over the course of time so lets take a look at the founding and subsequent members of the group: 

Latavia Roberson

 

Letoya Luckett
 
Original members of the group, both of these ladies left the group in 1999, claiming that their manager, Bey's own father, withheld a disproportionate amount of the groups earnings, and that he unfairly favored Knowles and Rowland. (Think "Blood is thicker than water" considering that Knowles and Rowland are cousins). The ladies also filed a lawsuit in 2000 against Michael Knowles and the group for breach of partnership, and fiduciary duties. Roberson and Luckett later dropped the portion of the suit directed at Bey' and Kelly and accepted a settlement out of court, but pursued the claim against Michael Knowles. 

With the departure of Luckett and Roberson from the group, Michelle Williams was brought on board along with Farrah Franklin. 

 
Farrah Franklin

After only five short months with the group, Franklin too left. 
While the group claims that she was asked to leave due to missed promotional and concert appearances. Franklin however, disclosed that she chose to leave because she had no say within the groups decisions. 

Are we starting to see a pattern yet? 

Then we have Michelle Williams

 
By far, the longest standing member of Destiny's Child, aside from Knowles and Rowland. And I really dont see why she's stuck it out this long. Aside from the fame and money. Although, she's always gotten the short end of the stick on the "fame" side of things. Constantly overshadowed and downplayed in the group, everyone in the free world has noticed that Michelle has always been the "red-headed step child" of Destiny. 
There has even been a tumblr account dedicated to pointing out all of the ways that Williams has been shafted, aptly dubbed "Poor Michelle". Poor Michelle, indeed. Even Keyshia Cole felt the need to bash the hell out of Williams portion of the Superbowl performance. I, myself, thought that, had their mics been keyed up to the same level as Beyonce's, both Rowland and Williams would have outshined Knowles.
And that's exactly WHY their mics were barely audible above the flash and glitz, and Knowles off-key ad libs. Lord forbid anyone ever be regarded higher than Queen Bey.


I have, over the years, never held back the fact that I find Beyonce' to be one of the most overrated female vocalists of all time. Again, this is not "hating". I also happen to think that the Beatles were amongst the most highly overrated musical acts, and Trinidad James has just recently made this list as well. 

When it comes down to the nitty gritty, the evidence speaks for itself. Destiny's Child was, and always has been an additional platform to build and boost Beyonce's career, and all that have challenged that, have been sent packing. 

All is fair in love and fame however, it seems. So, as sad as it makes me to type the following, I must say, in the Beyonce' VS Destiny's Child Half-Time Showdown, Beyonce', through daddy's management, mommy's wardrobe, and her super-mogul hubby, is declared the victor.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Fur and Hip Hop

Ok..back to what seems to have, although by no intent, become the recurring theme of this segment...

FUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!




It's a hot winter item, let's face it. And love it, or hate it, its pretty timeless and classic as a fashion accessory.
Especially among celebrities that can fully afford to dish out wads of mega bucks for the luxury of being wrapped in a dead animals hide. :-/

Admittedly, I've never took a real stance on this subject. Everything furry that I own is faux. However, if I were rolling in dough, and happened to see a gorgeous mink coat that I just could not live without, damn right I'd buy it. And then bask in it's furry warmth, while sending a silent memorial up to the poor little animals that met their tragic end so that I could be stylish and protected from the bitter winter cold.

Cavemen used the resources they had on hand. Early settlers did the same. It was never "murder". It was never "cruel". It was survivial.

If you were left to your own devices, faced with an unforgiving winter, you probably would resort to clubbing animals to save your own ass. I dont care if you want to admit it aloud or not. We both know ;-)

"How does this tie in with hip hop?" you may be asking yourself at this point.

Answer:

While most fashion forward celebrities have no problem donning dried out, dressed up, animal skins

Example....


French Montana's love of Marc Kaufman furs



 
50 Cent and his "I don't know why this disturbs me, but it does" coat


 
Nicki Minaj...Now THIS is a terrible crime against the furries. Who the HELL would actually pay to look this ridiculous??? Oh...nevermind. Forgot who I was typing about for a moment. RIP Jigglypuff :( 

Amongst all the fur inclined celebs though, a new face has come forward to offer PETA his assitance in the war on animal cruelty. Honestly, when I seen the articles about this, it was difficult to keep a straight face. Not knocking anyone, but The Sexy Co-Blogger and I have a bit of a running joke after watching a spoof video for "Short Bus Shawty" on Youtube, in which we have concluded that this man is "Big, Dumb, Stupid". His actions, his music, his entire swag reminds us of a beloved Good Burger character. This man is...



 
Waka Flocka Flame
And no, I do not know why he's naked....

Waka has partnered with PETA in a new campaign entitled "Ink, Not Mink"

A variety of images have circulated the net featuring Waka cuddling puppies, and bearing slogans such as
"Only cowards abuse animals."

I was a bit charmed by this act of valor in a world where status is everything. While, he may not be the brightest crayon in the box, the man has a purpose, and in my book, that deserves a bit of admiration.

The following link is Waka's video testimonial in which he speaks on animal rights, and speaking up to defend critters that cant speak for themselves.